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funny LB quotes I found!
« Thread started on: Apr 22nd, 2009, 08:45am » |
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scawled on a bit of paper but identifiable as LB from the characters:
"Sicknote? Oh, he's the watch's resident nymphomaniac. He always thinks he's ill!"
"it's the works of Dante. Have you read it?"
George: "Dante? No. Was he a sweeper for AC Milan?"
Clingfilm?
"It's not true that Australia's a cultural wasteland...look at their films! There's Crocodile Dundee!" ("What else?") "Crocodile Dundee 2"...
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Re: funny LB quotes I found!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 22nd, 2009, 7:35pm » |
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Clingfilm: Would you like to join us R'Call? We're off for a jaunt down the A207...
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Re: funny LB quotes I found!
« Reply #2 on: Jul 7th, 2009, 04:48am » |
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Blue Watch are eating beef stew & dumplings, Sicknote is moaning about the amount of animal fat etc etc...
Tate: Put a sock in it Sicknote!!!
(Everyone stares at Tate in silence...)
Kate: Well, I like them... Wouldn't fancy one of Sicknote's socks in it though...
Sicknote: There's nothing wrong with my feet!
Kevin: No, it's just where you put them!
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Re: funny LB quotes I found!
« Reply #3 on: Jul 7th, 2009, 6:14pm » |
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Series 10 george is telling the watch bout pitbull in the sex shop and sicknote isn't listening
Sicknote: what we talking about?
George: Pitbull was in the sex shop lastnight looking for an appliance
Sicknote: What kind of appliance
Billy: A Pump!
fantastic btw makpumps 6 it was charisma was talking bout austrailia
another one
Gregg: man in precarious position Bourough st. hp called aswell
Nick(to recall): As if you dont see enough of Clingfilm at home!!!
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Re: funny LB quotes I found!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 30th, 2009, 08:12am » |
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Vaseline and George after Malcolm walks into the mess after being sprayed by a huge jet of water during a shout, where he was pretending to be the Hunchback of Notre Dam...
Vaseline: "George, do you know this man?"
George: "No, but his face rings a bell!"
Malcolm to Josie after hearing the rumour about her and Bayleaf...
Malcolm: "Ah, Firewoman Ingham. And how dare one ask is your love life?"
Josie: "Much the same as yours I would imagine, restricted to the odd wet dream!"
Sicknote is singing in the Watch Room, while practising for the POP's production. Tatr isn't happy and tells him to shut up... Sicknote: "You called Guv?"
Tate: "No! I had to bloody shout!"
Tate regarding the state of Mr. Malik's fire regulations...
Tate: "This geezer's incredible, a right cowboy""
George: "I thought he was in Indian?!"
Vaseline is moonlighting for Big Eddie and disappears to go to the 'Post Office', but is really doing another job at the same time...
Big Eddie: "Where the hell have you been?"
Vaseline: "There was a queue..."
Big Eddie: "What? All morning?!"
Vaseline:: "Yeah, it was a long queue!"
Tate to Charisma after Donna had done something to his hair...
Tate: "Oi! You look like a right bender! Do something about that. This is a working fire station. Not the royal bleeding ballet!"
George when discovering who Charisma's new girlfriend is...
George: "It's only Donna, Donna."
Kevin: "That's her first name and surname is it?"
George: "I dunno what her surname is do I?"
Bayleaf: "It's not kebab is it?!"
Tate is not happy with Hallam about the 'trapped persons' shout...
Tate: "You call out the entire cavalry on the say so of a woman, who the A.D.O. informs me, had so much meths in her blood stream, that if you'd struck her with a match, she'd ignite!
Tate before Hallam leaves his office...
Tate: "What are you waiting for? Queen's award for cock-up's?!"
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Re: funny LB quotes I found!
« Reply #5 on: Oct 9th, 2009, 12:05pm » |
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When trying to decide on a nickname for Chris 'Skip' Newman. (Various suggestions included Kylie, Priscilla and pomme).
Jack: we had an Australian bloke in the navy.
Billy: What d'ya call him?
Jack: Dave... (replies in a very droll tone).
It's funny when you watch it.
After rescuing a bloke with his hand stuck down a urinal, trying to retrieve his keys.
Nick: It's just not his day, he's still got his files undone.
When Sally Reid narowly avoids a pedestrian who steps straight out in front of them.
Nick: Well done Sally you've saved me a lot of paperwork!
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Re: funny LB quotes I found!
« Reply #6 on: Oct 9th, 2009, 6:00pm » |
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on Apr 22nd, 2009, 08:45am, makepumps6 wrote:Clingfilm?
"It's not true that Australia's a cultural wasteland...look at their films! There's Crocodile Dundee!" ("What else?") "Crocodile Dundee 2"... |
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that was Charisma
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Re: funny LB quotes I found!
« Reply #7 on: Oct 25th, 2009, 1:57pm » |
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Recall to Hyper - "Kids, why do we have 'em ay?"
Hyper - "I think you're asking the wrong man!"
George when him, Charlie and Geoff were in this chippie: "Are we going to order or are you two going to batter each other?"
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